Vibe Tech · Pre-Seed · 2026
Tamagotchi 2.0 electronics boogaloo.
Earbuds that say hello to each other, vibe with your world, and keep you company on every adventure. Tech goes from accessory to companion.
The Idea
Earbuds that say hello to each other. Interact with nearby devices. Keep you company on your journey to school, work, or whatever adventure you're on.
Pair them with a friend's Earbuddy — and they'll talk to each other via low-energy Bluetooth whenever they detect each other nearby. Or just vibe on a solo basis. Either way, your earbuds are alive now.
The Secret Sauce
Your buds detect nearby Earbuddies using Bluetooth LE. When your friend walks in, the buds know. They react. They vibe.
Rich, expressive buddy animations powered by Flutter. These aren't just earbuds — they've got a personality and a life force.
Direct-to-consumer via Shopify. Third-party logistics to ship globally. You click buy, it shows up. Clean and simple.
The Roadmap
Heading to China to integrate our software, animations, and firmware into OEM hardware partners in Shenzhen. Where the magic gets physical.
Certifications secured, online distribution set up, test campaign launches on the California shores. Earbuddy enters the zeitgeist.
First 10,000 units ship to America. Rich media ads hit US schools and universities. The cultural flex begins.
The Math
Pre-Seed Round
AT $3M POST-MONEY VALUATION
WE PAY OURSELVES ONLY IF WE SUCCEED · 10% OF WHAT WE SELL · WE EAT WHAT WE KILL
The A-Team
We're only sending SAFEs. We won't need a Series A.
We're sending this to over 5,000 investors — no rush, it's only a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Apple earbuds don't have Steve Jobs involvement. Just saying.